- Me when I was 4: Mommy! I want to go to Disneyland and see Mickey and Donald and Goofy!
- Me now: MOM I NEED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND. RIGHT NOW. MY FUTURE HUSBANDS ARE THERE. RIGHT NOW
- teacher: do you understand now?
- me: yeah, totally
- teacher: walks away
- me: the fuck did she just say












